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Post by Sublime on Oct 4, 2013 16:14:14 GMT -8
*Beep* Um.... Weird question... Were you at a Furry Convention dressed as a giant bat? Thought I saw you on TV with a panda bear the other day... Call me! ^^
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Post by Hattori "Shadow" Hayate on Oct 4, 2013 16:21:10 GMT -8
*beep* We have some unfinished business. You left some work undone and it is getting late. And it may have been me in that bat suit... Don't know about the panda though... He was... Umm... Call me.
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Post by Sublime on Oct 4, 2013 16:41:47 GMT -8
*beep* I got your message... Not sure what unfinished business I have with you since I am such a frickin' BAMF and always get all my shit done in a timely manner.... Oh and... I totally didn't know that was a dude panda! Details please! Call Me ^^
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Post by Lucas Black on Oct 4, 2013 16:57:59 GMT -8
*Beep* Your Panda costume was found left on a bench outside a furry convention. If you want to pick it up then phone me back on this number.
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Post by Poe/Fide/Scrap on Oct 6, 2013 7:46:51 GMT -8
*Beep* Dude.. This is going to sound weird, but why did I find YOUR horse's head in my bed this morning? Even stranger the wound looked like bite marks call me!
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Post by Lucas Black on Oct 7, 2013 15:56:50 GMT -8
*beep* Thanks for lending me that lotion. You were a real life saver. Though the tube smelt a bit funny, perhaps get it checked over with a doctor some point? Call me.
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Post by Poe/Fide/Scrap on Oct 7, 2013 16:00:34 GMT -8
*Beep* I am SO sorry that tube I sent you was glue made from your dead horse not the lotion I meant to send... DON'T USE THE LOTION!
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Post by Lucas Black on Oct 7, 2013 16:04:19 GMT -8
*beep* STEVE! Why do I no longer have any hair in my...uh, um.. chair area? Phone me back!
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Post by Poe/Fide/Scrap on Oct 7, 2013 16:08:11 GMT -8
*beep* You used the lotion didn't you... It was a mixture of Nair and Horse glue... IF you have not used it yet DON'T USE THE LOTION! Call me back when you get this
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Post by Hattori "Shadow" Hayate on Oct 7, 2013 16:33:04 GMT -8
*beep* YOU BASTARD! WHY DID YOU NOT WARN ME OF THE LOTION!!! I AM CALLING MY LAWYER!!! Call me!
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Post by Poe/Fide/Scrap on Oct 7, 2013 16:55:35 GMT -8
*Beep* I think there is some kind of mix up I think I sent you some gorilla glue... Sorry
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Post by Hattori "Shadow" Hayate on Oct 7, 2013 19:25:51 GMT -8
*beep* this game of phone tag is getting old with you. You ruined a trip to the zoo because of that cream, you fucker! HOW DARE YOU!!! Call me.
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Post by Sublime on Oct 7, 2013 21:47:16 GMT -8
*beep* This is your lawyer calling concerning your court date for the damages incurred by the petting zoo on your last visit..... What kind of man put's super glue on his hands before stroking fuzzy creatures you sick bastard? Please return my call as soon as possible, thank you.
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Post by Poe/Fide/Scrap on Oct 9, 2013 10:12:47 GMT -8
*beep* I was told you were the person to call about legal matters... Anyway I can talk you into helping me sue the guy glued himself to my goat... Please return my call
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Post by Sublime on Oct 9, 2013 12:51:45 GMT -8
*Boop* We received your voicemail and would like to extend you the opportunity to ultilize some of our other services... Looking for Mr. Right? Please call us at 1-800-Gay-Days. Thank you for your time and make it a rainbow day!
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