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Post by Bear on Oct 3, 2013 20:18:07 GMT -8
*Beep* Hey, have you talked to your Doctor yet? My guy told me it was pretty serious and I'm a little concerned. Call me back fucker!
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Post by Poe/Fide/Scrap on Oct 4, 2013 8:00:06 GMT -8
*beep* I heard through the grapevine that there is a woman who claims you are the baby's daddy... SO I was wondering if you wanted a congrats card or a sympathy one... Call me
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Post by Bear on Oct 4, 2013 10:27:31 GMT -8
*Beep* Are you avoiding my calls? I see how it is.. Well, at this point, I think a Sympathy card would be the best bet because I obviously didnt have sex with her and she stole my sperm to impregnate herself. How fair is that? The least she could have done was get me drunk and seduce me. *sobbing sounds over the phone before the call ends*
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Post by Sublime on Oct 4, 2013 11:30:09 GMT -8
*beeep* Hey... Erm... Sorry about that chick I set you up with, if I had known she was a sperm burglar I wouldn't have... So I have this other friend... Call me ^^ *boop*
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Post by Lucas Black on Oct 4, 2013 11:34:47 GMT -8
*Beep* What was this about a 'meeting' with your brother?
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Post by Bear on Oct 4, 2013 11:40:18 GMT -8
*Beep* Hey, I got your number from my sister.. Was wondering if you'd like to go out to a bar or something sometime soon.. Y'know.. Then we can have sex and all that.. Wait a second.. Is this Ians phone? Call me back!
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Post by Poe/Fide/Scrap on Oct 4, 2013 11:45:54 GMT -8
*beep* Hey man... I don't know how these people got my cell number, but yeah this guy from The Brotherhood called... Said something about needing to kill a bear shifter... Well you were the first person I could think of so I figured I'd give you some heads up... Call me
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Post by Sublime on Oct 4, 2013 11:58:45 GMT -8
*beep* I have to ask you the most important question proposed to our generation.... How many licks does it take to get to the center of a totsie pop? Call me! ^^
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Post by Lucas Black on Oct 4, 2013 12:00:15 GMT -8
*Beep* I believe it was 42
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Post by Poe/Fide/Scrap on Oct 4, 2013 12:01:36 GMT -8
*beep* It never took me more than three wink wink
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Post by Bear on Oct 4, 2013 12:57:20 GMT -8
*Beep* Why are people always trying to kill me? Call me back!
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Post by Lucas Black on Oct 4, 2013 13:01:42 GMT -8
*Beep* We know what you've been hiding. We want 5 million dollars in unmarked sequential bills and left in the park no later by 11pm tomorrow. Stay in touch.
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Post by Bear on Oct 4, 2013 13:06:34 GMT -8
*Beep* Wait.. Who calls demanding a ransom but screens their call afterwards? You're no professional crook are you?! Call me back if you dare.. Punk!
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Post by Lucas Black on Oct 4, 2013 13:14:49 GMT -8
*Beep* Check your mail. In it you'll find your precious teddy bear's head in it. We're not messing around. Call me.
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Post by Hattori "Shadow" Hayate on Oct 4, 2013 13:27:34 GMT -8
*beep* Hey... Yeah. Nothing personal, but it's over between us. I heard you were seeing others and it hurts too much. Call me!
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