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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2013 8:19:28 GMT -8
"Welcome one and all to the true story of how yours truly came to be!"
"HEY! This is not an origin story. We've got work to do!"
Shadow is walking around Coney Island, stalking the shadows (hehe, nice one.). The residents pay little attention, unaware of the Mercenary watching their moves.
"Now that we have a rather spiffy banner down below, you will always know what I look like. Now anyway, it's me. The head honcho assassin for the ever popular Inquisition. Despite what he says, I'm best pals with one Poe!"
Shadow pulls out a cartoon drawing of Poe and himself hugging.
"See!"
"He's going to kill you for that!"
"No no, he's not going to kill me for that one... Maybe this one!"
Shadow then pulls out another cartoon drawing of Poe, this time with Mason in it and a giant heart around them both.
"HAHA! Look, love in the air."
"That was a good one. What's the point of this?"
"There is no point... Bone head computer guy hasn't played with us in a while, and he had a funny dream of typing up some weird thread... So here we are!"
"Makes sense. Proceed."
The Merc with the Mouth pulls out a boom box that plays the typical spy theme as he continues moving around. By now the pedestrians have realized he's there and try not to laugh at Shadow as he tries to sneakily move through the shadows.
"I think they see us."
"I think so to... Quick... Smoke bomb!"
Shadow throws a smoke bomb and disappears.
"I don't quite understand this. Will we have a point at all?"
"I think we just found out why he called this thread "Fun House"."
Shadow looks around at all the mirrors in the room reflecting himself. The Iga Ninja looks around, slightly amused as he starts to flex his muscles.
"Best. Night. EVER!"
TBC if anyone wants to join in. If not, this is done.
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Post by Sublime on Sept 22, 2013 19:14:35 GMT -8
Suddenly another image appears in the mirrors, clad in a royal blue habit with the face of a speckled angel, and a warming smile plastered on her pale visage. Initially Shadow is taken aback by the specter invading his reflection, but there is something familiar about this intruder. The Inquisition Sister chuckles lightly whilst shaking her head from side to side, her shocking blue eyes darting from one mirror to another and then returning to the ninja Inquisition member, “honestly Shadow, you’re quite the character aren’t you; Our Lord who art in heaven broke the mold when he made you… Forgive me for saying,” her hand traces a cross over her chest.
How did he get all of these mirrors in here and why?
She places a gentle hand on her cohort’s shoulder and sighs, endlessly patient with his personality traits that left some of the other Order members baffled and enraged. She often wonders what could cause somebody to behave the way that he does, but then… God has a plan; she knew there was a purpose for Shadow, a purpose they both shared. Her glittering azure orbs stare at her companion inquisitively, “you’re a bit late, but I am sure you have good reason, did you find anything at the murder scene the other night? Have you found anything whilst scanning Cooney? I’ve heard whispers of Demons communing at that freak show… Perhaps we should pay them a visit?”
“In case you’ve forgotten, I am Sister Megan Bloom, though you may call me Bloom or Megan.”
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2013 20:19:03 GMT -8
"Oh... Uh..."
"BOOBIES!!!! Hellllloooo there!"
Hayate glares straight at the covered up chest of Bloom.
"I remember you.. You certainly do make things bloom around here."
"Oh would you shut up?! Have some respect. How are you doing?"
Shadow straightens up and gives a welcoming smile to his comrade.
"I'm not sure if He broke the mold, but I'm pretty certain when he unleashed me on the world, he threw it away to make sure another doesn't occur. Anyway as for the other night. I wasn't even supposed to be there."
"He's right. We just happened to hear the voice of our good friend Poe, and wanted to say hi. He certainly appreciated the visit."
Shadow takes a few steps, eyeing the nun up and down.
"Doesn't wearing that get old? I mean. You know why you're called a nun, right?"
"Don't you dare finish that. You'd have to ask Poe or Mason whenever they resurface."
The Merc with the Mouth looks at his phone clock.
"Heh. I guess I am late. And does it always have to be about work?"
"Yeah. We have this place all by ourselves... I could deal with that habit of yours if you'd like?"
Shadow winks before punching himself in the head.
"One day I will turn a hose..."
"Oh c'mon. You're thinking it, I just say it."
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Post by Sublime on Sept 23, 2013 17:07:39 GMT -8
The Sister in blue chuckles lightly, her arms crossing over her chest in front of her and her hands disappearing in the sleeves of her habit, “I’m well Shadow, a pleasure to see you again, and I’m sure Poe did enjoy your encounter. He puts up a surly front, but he is a kind and gentle man with a just heart, may the Lord Bless him. After all, only such a man would venture to protect the world from the abominations The Inquisition fights against.”
Bloom watches as the ninja eyes her up and down, a look of tolerant amusement painted on her freckled visage, “tsk tsk, do you think I was born yesterday Shadow, such a dirty joke,” however, at his comment at what they should do with their time together, suddenly her hand appears from beneath her sleeve wielding a ruler and she whacks the unsuspecting pervert across his dirty little face, “Lord forgive me and forgive Shadow for our shortcomings, amen.”
As quickly as the terrible apparatus had appeared it disappears back into the sleeve of her habit, “And of course it doesn’t always have to be about work my friend, I would happily lend you a tender ear for anything you feel the need to discuss, is there something more I can do for you tonight?”
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2013 20:49:09 GMT -8
"He was with Mason. I'm sure you know where that lead!"
Shadow makes a vulgar gesture to the actions of Mason and Poe.
"HA! You're right. Maybe he finally popped the question."
Shadow rubs his cheek after getting whacked by the ruler.
"Trust me sweet cheeks, there is nothing short coming from me."
"Why can't you just behave yourself?"
"Because it's no fun."
The Merc with the Mouth grins a sly grin when she suggests to the Sister offering a listening ear.
"Are you sure you want to ask that question, Bloom? I mean, you do know who it is you're talking to, right?"
"I know the perfect place to have our little... Confession."
Shadow points to a dark corner of the mirror room and again makes a suggestive motion.
"What's a night between friends?"
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Post by Sublime on Sept 28, 2013 13:33:40 GMT -8
"Our Lord who art in Heaven..." Megan Bloom Megan bows her head, a tickled grin spreading from ear to ear, and she sighs lightly. Her eyes dart from one image of the Inquisition class clown to another, his hips gyrating suggestively, and she is powerless to prevent the girlish giggle that slips passed her lips. Such a silly silly boy, must he force me to reprimand him repeatedly, but then… He makes me smile, such Joie de vivre. Her hand moves swiftly across her chest in the form of a cross and she whispers under her breath, “Lord, forgive me.”With surprising quickness the Sister in blue withdraws her trusty sword and whacks the ninja thrice upside the head. Nutmeg then deposits said ruler back into its rightful place, up the sleeve of her azure habit. However, there is no malice behind her sky blue eyes, her orbs sparkling with amusement at her cohort’s bad behavior. Megan found his hedonism endearing in a way. Bloom enjoyed spending time with Shadow, lived vicariously through him, because of her covenant with the Lord she could not behave with such a rampant disregard for repercussions, “Oh boys, you’re positively batty, and I don’t know how founded your accusations of Poe and Mason having a physical relationship with one another are… But I doubt Poe would appreciate your having implied that they have one nevertheless.”She turns her gaze to the indicated space and her smile falters, “Now Shadow, you know my patience with you is a vast well, of which I find I must draw from often, but I would greatly appreciate you not disrespecting me or covenant in such a way.”"Hallowed be your name. Your kingdom come, your will be done, on earth, as it is in heaven."
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Post by Hattori "Shadow" Hayate on Sept 28, 2013 16:28:21 GMT -8
Shadow holds his head after the beating it just took from Bloom's evil sword.
"Really wish you didn't have that thing. It bloody hurts!"
"No kidding. You should learn to shut up."
"Me?! It's your mouth that keeps getting us in trouble!"
"I wonder if Poe takes this kind of beating from Mason. Sheesh that hurts."
Shadow walks out of the house of mirrors to get some fresh air.
"They probably share it. You know they both like it."
"True."
"So, Sister B-oobies! Shut up! Sister Megan. What is this job of yours?"
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Post by Sublime on Sept 30, 2013 16:53:19 GMT -8
"Our Lord who art in Heaven..." Megan Bloom Bloom gives Shadow a rueful smile, eyes glinting with amusement at her friend’s naughty disposition, “Our Lord who art in heaven would blush at your blatant lustful behavior Shadow, only bad disrespectful boys get reprimanded. BUT! I have to admit, you are an humorous colleague and I could never tire of your antics, in fact, I hope that we may become friends. I find being around you most entertaining.”Megan follows after him, gathering the lengthy royal blue fabric of her habit whilst she walks after him, her long slender ankles peering out from under the hem of the dress. On her feet she wears a pair of brilliant blue high heels, not exactly the kind of shoes one expects to see on a Sister. Her smile broadens as the cool breeze of the Cooney Island air wafted up her nostrils and fills her lungs with salty freshness, “As for the job, which is what I assume you were doing before I arrived… I assume you’re in Cooney for a reason, right? …Unless you were just being your usual silly self and just playing around?”The wind catches her the headdress to her gown, the side flapping in the wind like a pair of wings, (hahaha! Flying nun, I couldn’t resist) “I have been informed that you and I are to book an ‘appointment’ or personal show with Sideshows by the Seashore. We want to get a small group, so that they’re easier to overpower, and when they come to do their show… If we can confirm that they’re in fact Non-humans, we will dispatch them cleanly and quietly. Afterward I can only assume the powers that be would want to launch an attack on the establishment itself and wipe out the threat of that den of deviants.”"Hallowed be your name. Your kingdom come, your will be done, on earth, as it is in heaven."
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Post by Hattori "Shadow" Hayate on Oct 3, 2013 18:56:47 GMT -8
" If he had to spend time with such a beautiful creature as you, he'd find it hard to resist such behavior." Hattori tucks part of the habit behind Blooms ear. " Smooth. Good job, maybe you don't have such blue balls after all." " Thank you. And I am only that way because of you! But we're no where near as bad as our buddy Poe." " Oh, yeah... Heh. Wonder how he is doing." " I'm in Cooney? Heh. Who knew. I..." Shadow pulls out his phone and sees his orders. " Oh, that's what it was... I thought Poe stuck his vibrator in my pocket when I wasn't looking." " Are you sure it wasn't..." Shadow slyly points to Megan. " Are you looking to get beat by that ruler again?!" " You have a good point..." Shadow smiles a shit-eating grin at Bloom. He then quickly turns around, and hums his own secret agent theme song and carefully avoids slightly scared pedestrians.
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Post by Sublime on Oct 4, 2013 16:27:08 GMT -8
"Our Lord who art in Heaven..." Megan Bloom The sister’s face suddenly feels flushed and she’s certain she must be as red as a cherry. Her hands raise to her cheeks to sooth the fire burning there and she nearly lunges away from her cohorts touch as he pushes her habit behind her ear. Lord forgive me my human weaknesses, he's so handsome and silly, I wonder if he could ever truly like a woman... Or if they're just sexual objects to the perverted pugilist. Though such matters are not for a nun to ponder and I should feel ashamed for lingering on such thoughts for even a second. Megan takes a deep breath and does her best to give Hattori a confident smile, though she can feel the edges of her grin twitching nervously, “Thank you Shadow, that is very kind of you to say. Though, I have to admit you lose some of the gravity of compliment by what your less than respectful other half says, how long have you shared your mind? Were you born this way? I have to say, I’ve never heard Poe complaining of any pain in his nether regions from lack of sexual stimulation… Lord forgive me for saying such filth,” her hand traces a cross on her chest again, “You really do have a tendency to put words in his mouth.”Her sharp blue eyes catch sight of Shadow’s insinuation and in a flash she withdraws her trusty sword and whacks the Inquisition member across the back of the head, “Honestly Shadow, how can you imply such dirty foul things on a Sister of Trinity Church! I never! Masturbation is a sin and most definitely not a leisure pursuit I partake in.”Bloom tucks the ruler back into its sheath and gives the naughty ninja a roguish smile, “one might wonder if you’re beginning to enjoy the sting with how much you’ve been misbehaving, but then… I suppose good behavior would be out of character for you.”“Now, shall we go and visit Sideshows by the Seashore or perhaps you would like to reach out to the business on your cell phone there?”
"Hallowed be your name. Your kingdom come, your will be done, on earth, as it is in heaven."
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Post by Poe/Fide/Scrap on Oct 8, 2013 15:39:21 GMT -8
The two members of the Inquisition continue to their destination, but are completely unaware of the shifter stalking them in the shadows. Scrap continues to follow the scent given to him from Bones and is preparing to use any means necessary to complete his mission. Scrap silently watches his query as she passes the lights of various carnival attractions, taken note of exactly what he is seeing each time and noting everything about her companion as well. The comedian ninja is turning his stomach in ways, but he has orders for the female and not him so she is his main concern. Bones words echo in his mind '... get a good whiff of this Inquisition bitch, she’s a thorn in my side and getting a little too close to discovering the true nature of our fine establishment. Scare her off, kill her, eat her… I don’t care; just get rid of her, whatever the cost.'. The coyote follows his prey as they come closer and closer to the perfect spot for an ambush, but stays far enough away that they do not sense his presence.
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Post by Hattori "Shadow" Hayate on Oct 13, 2013 10:12:17 GMT -8
"SON OF A BITCH!!!"
Shadow holds his head from the rather brutal whack he just took. His mouthy other half gets away without a scratch for his mouth and he takes the brunt.
"Wow that hurts. Dammit."
Shadow takes a moment to walk off the pain in his head. One day he'll manage to shut his other side up before the ruler comes out.
"Sounds like that hurt! HA! Gotta love being me!"
"Maybe one day you'll feel the brunt of that assault. You won't be laughing then!"
Shadow pauses for a moment. His eyes scan the area around him as his demeanor changes from the jovial knucklehead to a serious shinobi. A small glimpse of an unnatural shadow is all it takes for the ninja's attention to be grabbed.
"Don't react, Megan. We're being followed. By what or whom, I have no idea. For what purpose... Just keep moving."
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Post by Sublime on Oct 13, 2013 20:25:51 GMT -8
"Our Lord who art in Heaven..."Megan Bloom The Nun in the royal blue habit chuckles as she watches her compatriot complain of her assault, a string of red hair slipping free of her headdress and a sparkling white smile plastered on her face. She really did rather enjoy his company, most found him barely tolerable, but Megan found him endlessly amusing and she trusted in him as a fighter; she wouldn’t choose another as her pattern for this mission. Despite his silly exterior she knew, from rumor and a bit experience with the shinobi in battle; he is a force to be reckoned with. She smiles thoughtfully at the things the two of them alone could do to ensure the safety and sanctity of the world. Suddenly, her thoughts are interrupted by Shadow addressing her directly, there is a sense of urgency in his voice, but she manages to remain unfazed by his statement. Bloom nods her head and her fingers immediately go to work, dancing aptly to sign the Quen and erect a magical barrier that will protect her from any sudden attack. She wasn’t so sure that they could successfully hide their knowledge of their uninvited guest’s presence from them. If it is in fact a Non-Human, most likely sent to dispose of us, it has already heard what Shadow said and now knows that we know it’s hunting us. However, the Inquisition member is sure to hide her actions within the confines of her lengthy sleeves. She checks her peripherals for movement, trying to catch sight of their stalker so that they cannot catch the magic user off guard. Nevertheless, she continues down the road, her partner beside her and her guard up, “how would you like to go to dinner with me after this Shadow?”
"Hallowed be your name. Your kingdom come, your will be done, on earth, as it is in heaven."
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Post by Hattori "Shadow" Hayate on Oct 14, 2013 9:29:47 GMT -8
Satisfied that Bloom has put up guard magic, he runs his finger along the razor sharp edge of a knife he keeps under one of his sleeves. He didn't bring all his weapons, but he has enough to kill a would-be attacker. Hattori takes a moment to scan the shadows again, watching for any movement out of the ordinary. He turns to Megan as her request comes out.
"That's a bit of a change of pace."
"Yeah. Who knew a nun knew how ask someone out on a date!"
"HA! You're right."
Shadow shoots a suspicious glare over at Bloom, as he realizes the path he is treading.
"HEY! Wait a minute."
"I knew something was out of place! You want to set me up to get hit by that blasted ruler again!"
"Sure, why don't we go out for dinner!"
Shadow then quickly covers his head to protect himself from a potential ruler attack.
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Post by Sublime on Oct 14, 2013 11:12:50 GMT -8
"Our Lord who art in Heaven..."Megan Bloom Megan chortles at her companion’s response, amused by his genuine fear of the ruler she kept stashed on her person for misbehaving boys. Although, I wonder if he understands why I am occasionally forced to whack him upside his silly head, doesn’t he realize he only receives such punishment when he is disrespectful? I honestly don’t see how he can find accepting my invitation to dinner as an insult or inappropriate behavior, after all… It’s just dinner. The Sister shakes her head fervently, a pearly smile spreading its wings across her pretty features, “I wouldn’t hit you for agreeing to go to dinner with me, that would be rather counterproductive don’t you think? Also, I don’t mean to be rude… But I wouldn’t call it a date so much as friends going out for a meal together; I am a Nun after all… We don’t really ‘date’. Though, if I hadn’t already taken my vows, I would happily go on a date with you.”Her smile brightens, the Nun doing her best to throw the lurker off, and confuse them at the casual change in conversation, “what would you like to eat? I rather enjoy sushi myself… Or perhaps we can have Tai, there’s a delightful place in china town that has the best Lemon spiced soup I’ve ever had.”What is this beast from hell waiting for, come at us so that we may spill your blood and get on with our night. It takes a tremendous amount of self control for Bloom not to shout this at the top of her lungs or to turn her head toward the roof tops to scan the shadows for the Non-human’s undoubtedly hideous form, “Or perhaps you would rather go some place more local. After all, we still have some work to do tonight.”
"Hallowed be your name. Your kingdom come, your will be done, on earth, as it is in heaven."
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